I am a pornography connoisseur, and I am a huge fan of how you brought me to your site today. Thank you.
Below is a CIA level write up that I quietly put on Twitter to Lisa Ann's attention. Pornography needs an American makeover into an acceptable safe commodity that protects and profits for its business owners, artists, performers, and crew. I gather that many websites despite displaying a lot of full feature "jerkable" content are still profitable, but it is skewing the World View on Sexual intercourse and relationships. My plan is not perfect, but it addresses some major holes and flaws in the current pornographic world economy.
I am happy to discuss this, debate it, and I will be working asap with The President and other World Leaders on this proposal. So, please comment and discuss. This is what I had to say:
A new legal precedent is required moving forward for online professionals and their identity, and is it not
rule 37 that says Pornography is the first to innovate.
Consulting for Pornography
To: Lisa Ann, Brazzers
To Forward To: Pornhub, affiliates, and other Pertinent Parties
Subject: Financial Awareness of PornStars, Free to Access Websites, and Identity Fraud
Growing up I was a very casual viewer of pornography, and my interest grew with a DVD
subscription service and FyreTV (I was a bata test user). And after the market crash of 2008 and getting
married in 2009 I became an enthusiast. I have used all pornhub advertised affiliates websites, I have
subscribed to one paid for service for an entire month, and have on more than one occasion cancelled a
short term access agreement (including one to Brazzers).
Also, if you ever want to do me a solid: I made a solo video and stashed it with an ex-girlfriend
somewhere in Los Angeles. While I was in jail I wrote to Belladonna via Hugh Hefner to get it released
and use the profit to get me out of jail. I swear to God that the videos blooper reel had to be able to profit,
Something.
When I began a formal method to contact Lisa Ann regarding a financial legal theory of mine that
I developed while in prison; I began a Google Search to contact her professionally speaking. The only
reliable contact I saw was a man named Frank, I believe Frank could put me in contact with Lisa Ann if I
had the proper payola. I noticed an identity issue with Kim Kardashian, just by watching her show and
looking at jaw lines and so I did some casual consulting work for her brand. As I reviewed pictures and
videos of Lisa Ann I noticed a problem.
There are FAR too many women that have been mislabeled and had their own individual identity
stolen from them because of the likeness and popularity of Lisa Anns likeness. There are similar
numbers of People whom have utilized the Universal Attraction of her likeness and then further
capitalized on her personal name. This scheming on the internet is a significant problem; I estimate that it
has immeasurable costs for an identity of a PornStar that has made her way into International Popularity.
Whether or not there are serious and malicious identity thieves of Lisa Ann in the works is not possible
for me to determine but it is evident that there is a major gateway open for continued thievery of the
Identity Value her personal likeness and presence adds to any business situation.
I identify this problem as an Identity Cloning problem. Given todays vast array of
pharmaceutical grade enhancements that travel further and beyond breast augmentation, the potential
losses are limitless. The problem of Lisa Anns identity in her professional landscape is clearly one of
severity and frankly speaking a commodity that needs ongoing supervision and legal aggression. I do not
have an expertise in available biological technologies therefore I do not want to propose anything in that
regard. Digital Identity Cloning through digital manipulation of photography and video is something that
I am able to address.
First, Lisa Ann obviously has people that have taken photographs of others that are then digitally
manipulated and posted to the internet identifying other people or likeness as Lisa Ann. What is more
concerning is that with over the counter digital video editing equipment those same Photoshop edits are
able to be super-imposed onto video images. Additionally women of similar age and stature do not need
much, if any, augmentation for the editor to complete his job of creating the labels and cover images to
steal the identity of Lisa Ann for profit.
Second, Lisa Ann is being blatantly stolen from by mislabeling videos that are clearly or are
vaguely not Actually Lisa Ann. This is a problem that has plagued the industry with the propagation of
sites like http://www.youporn.com and http://www.pornhub.com . I am confident that it has been
exasperating from an identity protection standard, and I believe all parties agree change is needed. The
mislabeling I typically see more as a sugarcoating for videos that were uploaded with screen capture
equipment or were developed with technology with the intent of fraudulently creating scenes with the
likeness of Lisa Ann.
Identity theft for professionals that derive their income from their likeness and identity on the
internet is a serious business. Pornography has made it hard due to its willful providence for their
actresses to use surnames similar to MovieStars and former PornStars. A new legal precedent is required
moving forward for online professionals and their identity, and is it not rule 37 that says Pornography is
the first to innovate.
Free to Access Websites New Rules
If we are going to maintain free pornography I believe we all must unionize a little in terms of changing
how we offer Free Service:
1. Everyone Signs up for an account with a confirmed email account, and I personally am good
with forcing a phone number confirmation text. See Yahoo! For their email sign-up program
with this add-on.
2. All Amateur Pornography uploads must be able to identify within the videos meta-data the
Recording Equipment used. IE:
a. Identified user cuckold4369 signs in with Unsaved Password
b. Cuckold4369 goes through visual cues for video upload
c. Cuckold4369 uploads the video
d. At the videos conclusion a pop up list of identifiable cameras are presented
e. Cuckold4369 is then presented a five button selection of plausible cameras this video
was shot with: CANON EOS, MS USB CAMERA, SONY WiCAM,
MOTODROID3
i. Cuckold4369 must now select the correct camera from the list
1. That camera is now a known camera for user cuckold4369 and will
only require a confirming click notification that the upload was shot
with known camera.
f. The video is then meta-tagged and labeled by the user without referencing any
Professional Pornographer name or likeness mentioned in the User Agreement List of
Professional Pornographers which is updated Monthly.
i. Any such violation bans the I.P. Address from the website and its affiliates.
Imagine how Las Vegas deals with cheats.
3. Professional Uploads From User: Brazzers1
a. A secure server system with professional equipment and Corporate Meta-Tags
(Trademark and Patented 11/9/2014) is established
b. Once the video has reached the site is available in Brazzers1 Outbox
c. Brazzers1 confirms it is the correct video and version (length)
d. Brazzers1 confirms File Name
e. Brazzers1 sets displayed Label
f. Brazzers1 sets displayed fingernail imaging and fingernail previewing
g. Brazzers1 sets meta-tags
h. Brazzers1 earmarks any other videos the principal video should be (or should not be)
surrounded by in terms of site display.
i. Genres or Similar
i. Brazzers1 clicks confirmation and is immediately forced to watch the video.
j. Upon it finishing, Brazzers1 clicks Display Final
k. Brazzers1 logs out of website
When an Amateur User possess MiniDv tape versions, or unidentifiable equipment the only available
solution is a paid account called Amateur Enthusiast which provides a zero service, Read-The-****ing-
Manual Professional Account.
When the Amateur User(s) upload videos that are identified as typical malignant sources of uploading
such as scrangrb.exe (screen grab software, other software) A pop-up window appears:
This video was sourced from ScranGrab.exe
we know the guy
we have beers with him
and he hates himself for what you have done to our business
And One More Thing: Greek Wedding
I do not want to give away the surprise on this one, but this legal theory is sound. It is profitable
for the actors and actresses whom have not prospered in accordance with, what has been in all reality, a
golden age for profits in pornography.
With the correct angle, productions crews could also reap a significant long term set of benefits.
A memo about Identity Writing:
Twitter got us all wound up by the saying the real ie therealdwaynejohnson or thereallisaann,
etc. The problem is, in reality, there is Lisa Ann. Allowing the legal verbiage to state the real Lisa Ann
allows for the potential permission by wordsmith to provide for some level of acceptability of identity
fraud. If there is another woman named Lisa Ann that is similarly Universally Attractive and desires the
status of being a Public Figure at any level, then there is a clear need for a conversation and a decision.
I like using the phrase: The Actual Lisa Ann. It establishes there being no interest or recognition
of so-named body doubles or imitators, imposters, and identity thieves.
